Sunday, November 23, 2008

Hannah's cuddle system

Hannah has a very complicated and well-organised system for doling our her cuddles. First - they are colour-coded. She has pink and purple striped ones, blue and red ones, white and silver ones, and just really any colour that takes her fancy.
Second - they are named. This results in occasional discourse as follows: Pierre - "Hannah, can I have a cuddle?" Hannah - "Nope! I don't have any with your name on!"
Third - storage system. These various cuddles are stored in her cheek packet, tummy packet or head packet.
Fourth - origin - she tells us she has run out of cuddles with our name on, or of our chosen colour, and that she will have to visit the cuddle shop "in America" to re-stock.

Fortunately, if you negotiate well enough, it seems to take a matter of seconds to visit the cuddle shop in America for her to re-stock and deliver your requested cuddle. Awwww...

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